Suck Me Beautiful

July officially marks the beginning of the dogs days of summer and let's be honest for the casual bronx bombers fan Kimberly Jones is the only reason we turn on the tube night in and night out. What the casual fan does not realize is that night in and night out Kimberly Jones is no doubt getting her vagina torn the pieces by non-other than Alex Rodriguez. Does anybody else notice that right after A-Rod crushes walk-offs she immediately starts giving him the eyes knowing that not only is he about to get pie but A-Rod's also going to give Kim her fair share of cream pies later on in the night. I mean look at this picture of K. Jones taken after A-Rod's salami and all she has on her mind is sausage. You bet your ass that little bit of tongue she's showing to go along with the slight unzipping of the jacket is nothing short of foreplay.  But once October comes Kim you better keep your little minx ass away from A-Rod because he's got bigger fish to fry, i.e. Kate Hudson. That bitch better be back in the Bronx this October because A-Rod's stats while he's boffin her are off the fucking richter scale.