What the Frank Thomas happened at the ESPYs tonight. I thought I turned on the tube tonight to watch the annual greatest two hours of sports highlights, but I was sorely mistaken. Thank the good lord baby jesus I was wrong. It was like a god damn porno out there. Babe after babe after babe after dime after beauty after smoke show after heartthrob after knockout after fox after dish appeared on camera tonight. This could have easily been the best television I have ever watched, leave it to ESPN to produce sick highlight tapes with new Eminem beats in the background and as I've previously mentioned before put 20+ ridiculously gorgeous girls on prime time TV (and not having to pay for it). I was about to Kobe Bryant in Denver the TV screen.
Heres the line up of some of tonight's heros that no all star game will ever touch:
Brooklyn Decker (as seen above)
Ashley Greene
January Jones
Bianca Kajlich
Brittany Brees
Danica Patrick
Marisa Miller
Deanna Favre
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Erin Andrews
Lindsey Vonn
Dara Torres
- Nik
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